OP here Btw, just on a different wifi.
the fallowing is entirely satire pls abide by the rule of law (:
Start a t-soykaf brand called "Houston is a rancid soykaf hole" and sell t shirts that criticize Houston, just simple white text on black background t-shirts, e.g. "Houston's a dirty hobos bum hole" "Houston's the anus of the anus"
"Houston's Garbage, period"
Use proceeds to buy multiple https://ghostgunner.net/product/ghost-gunner-2-deposit/
and rent a small space to create a hacker-space focused on guns. price membership at a rate only enough to cover operational costs as to keep it accessible as possible.
Pose as a false opposition gun control group and advocate that your Hacker-space be shut down as it is a threat to the safety of the community. use controversy to further advertise your establishment while meanwhile bringing your opposition under your control.
As your position of owning and leading your hacker space grants you respect and admiration from your peers, use it to develop a close knit group of Crypto anarchists.
treat Houston as your playground and lead your group in a variety of anti authority acts still within the realms of law though. continue to escalate public tension over organization with increasing aggression and PR acts between your group and your controlled Opposition. Houston should be viewed as a hot bed of a growing movement of Crypto anarchism.
orchestrate a "war" between the two sides ending if the defeat and humiliation of your controlled opposition thus shifting public opinion towards the legitimacy and significance of the crypto anarchism movement.
Playing off your position as leader of this movement move to target the youth as young as possible, through online media, PR stunts, and urban legends and rumors. the next generation must belong to you!
use your movement to get elected to the position of mayor, from there bring Houston's current establishment to its knees destroying it from within.
In the excitement and sense of purpose you find from this this movement, Houston will become livable to you and many others, and you'll have helped raise the next generation of intelligent and free thinking individuals your impact on society will echo throughout the eons.