Move to China and get an account.
oh…. thanks sooooooo helpful!
I thought that was the proper punchline and was just playing along. Similar to this one:
> Q: Can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall?
> A: Practice!
Just search for a chinese simcard online. There are hundreds of online vendors. You can buy unlocked phones that will take Chinese sims at literally any walmart. You take the sim you bought and stick it in the phone. Couldnt be simpler bud.