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Help me fix this shit. https://archive.arisuchan.jp/q/res/2703.html#2703

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 No.677

http://archive.is/0HH8w

>Just take a step back and think about it. It’s the heart of the Obama administration, and it seems like much of America has forgotten about the CIA’s habit of torturing potential witnesses and orchestrating assassinations in order to stage coups in other countries. Why not steal some fuarrrking snacks, am I right?


>That’s exactly what this cabal of CIA contractors did, according to a memorandum from the Office of the Inspector General. They hacked into some CIA vending machines and stole some snacks. The operation is admirable not only because of the impressive ingenuity of those involved, but also because of the fact that nobody appears to have been tortured or murdered in the process. Yes, the government lost a few bucks due to the stolen M&Ms, Bounty bars, and possibly a Doritos bag or two. But for the most part, it seems like a largely victimless crime.


How the fuarrrk did they do it Lain?

 No.678

Sounds like they disconnected the freedompay network termination cables connecting to agency vending machines.

 No.687

I've heard rumors that they've pulled out the FreedomPay™ network termination cables connecting to agency vending machines.

 No.691

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>>677
Ha! They were bound to be caught, I mean who was going to not notice a few grand in missing snacks?



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